The following text has been taken verbatim off of the back of a box of muesli i bought in India. i kid you not. i am not making this up. i had such a laugh reading the blurb that i thought it merited being blogged. here goes: note how gloriously bad the English is!
Western Style Crunchy Muesli
Its origin has been from Switzerland and other Western countries, which proved magnificent results on mind, mood, physique, stamina, tummy, digestive system, tolerance, longitivity and general health. Hence the Western Style Crunchy Muesli has much been appreciated and motivated the liking and love of maximum personalities of various spheres of life in the world. BenefitsWestern Style Crunchy Muesli avoids dowdy or slacking and keeps one alert, smart, attractive, young, impressive and dominating. Being a most be-fitting low-fat diet keeps a person ever ready to take up any task successfully any time of a day or night and produce outstanding results. Gives stamina to devote more hours on work without break and without feeling dowdy or dour. Least time consuming and is a perfect low fat diet and a fastest food available anytime without much of a struggle. Boosts vitamins, reduces cholesterol, maintains youthfulness.Taste and ConsumpionWestern Style Crunchy Muesli consumption goes up for its delicous taste, health giving ingredients, life long benefits and facilitates fast food.Regular use of western style cruncy muesli boosts appetite-an orderly healthy routine, maintains smart physique, stamina and sexual urge.
